I love that the problem with male teachers wanting to fuck all these teenage girls is clearly that the teenage girls are wearing pants that are too tight.

I just made and ate an uncomfortable amount of beef and broccoli lo mein

strangelyobsessedwithstuff:

revengeofnemo:

If a 16 year old would want to adopt a child no one would give it to her because she isn’t 21 yet or not an adult or maybe too irresponsible.

So if a 16 year old is so irresponsible and not an adult yet so she wouldn’t even be allowed to adopt a child, then why would the government force her to get that child even though she might not want it?

Let’s talk about how logical the bill against abortion is now

50 shades of this

Because the founding puritanical belief that a girl should be punished (in one way or another) for having sex for any reason other than procreation still dominates the demographic of our population that is responsible for making laws?

It’s literally depressing how effortlessly funny John Mulaney is (even when sitting across from someone as effortlessly funny as Paul F. Tompkins).

Every preview I’ve seen of his new show has looked terrible, but I want to believe because he’s genuinely one of the most naturally funny people working right now.

goldenfiddle:

Trailer: Inherent Vice

So excited, this looks amazing

goldenfiddle:

Trailer: Inherent Vice

So excited, this looks amazing